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{"slip": { "id": 205, "advice": "Try to not compliment people on things they don't control."}}
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Fredrik Hynning is a former ice hockey forward who last played for the AIK hockey team in the Swedish HockeyAllsvenskan league.
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Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. is a 1990 American superhero comedy film directed by Lloyd Kaufm