{"type":"standard","title":"Acanthotrophon striatoides","displaytitle":"Acanthotrophon striatoides","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3169630","titles":{"canonical":"Acanthotrophon_striatoides","normalized":"Acanthotrophon striatoides","display":"Acanthotrophon striatoides"},"pageid":27097807,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c9/Acanthotrophon_striatoides_%28MNHN-IM-2018-10071%29.jpeg/330px-Acanthotrophon_striatoides_%28MNHN-IM-2018-10071%29.jpeg","width":320,"height":226},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c9/Acanthotrophon_striatoides_%28MNHN-IM-2018-10071%29.jpeg","width":3543,"height":2505},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1190609473","tid":"e5033742-9def-11ee-a998-9dd6cef1f2fc","timestamp":"2023-12-18T21:53:36Z","description":"Species of gastropod","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acanthotrophon_striatoides","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acanthotrophon_striatoides?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acanthotrophon_striatoides?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Acanthotrophon_striatoides"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acanthotrophon_striatoides","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Acanthotrophon_striatoides","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acanthotrophon_striatoides?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Acanthotrophon_striatoides"}},"extract":"Acanthotrophon striatoides is a species of sea snail, a marine gastropod mollusk in the family Muricidae, the murex snails or rock snails.","extract_html":"
Acanthotrophon striatoides is a species of sea snail, a marine gastropod mollusk in the family Muricidae, the murex snails or rock snails.
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Herman J. Schwarzmann (1846–1891), also known as Hermann J. Schwarzmann, was a German-born American architect who practiced in Philadelphia and later in New York City.
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