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{"fact":"There are approximately 60,000 hairs per square inch on the back of a cat and about 120,000 per square inch on its underside.","length":125}

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{"slip": { "id": 102, "advice": "Tell it like it is."}}

{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}

{"fact":"A cat\u2019s heart beats nearly twice as fast as a human heart, at 110 to 140 beats a minute.","length":88}

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